I know, I’m not what you’ve come to expect from the average freelance content writer. But if you felt content with “ordinary,” “average,” or “run-of-the-mill,” you wouldn’t be here. You would have settled for someone whose life ISN’T managed by an 8-pound feline demon. (Or she could be a flerken; we’re still conducting experiments)
Let’s cut past the droll chit-chat, though, and recognize that you – like me – have a weird streak. A touch of strangeness. A slight twist of INTERESTING that makes you unique and FUN.
Excellent! We’re destined for a beautiful partnership!
Now, what, in particular, drove you to send up the AK Signal? (It’s so much cuter than the Bat-Signal, isn’t it?)
Let me guess:
- You work in the Invisible Illness, Mental Health, Outdoor, Pet, Science, or Veterinary fields.
- The struggle to translate terminology and other medical jargon into “everyday” copy tops your list of daily aggravations.
- You WANT to connect with your audience, boosting engagement, increasing subscriptions and sales, and enhancing everyone’s understanding of the awesomeness you bring to the world.
- As it stands, the current content on your site leaves people wandering around with question marks over their heads (and not in the good, “I have a quest for you” way).
- You REALLY want to meet Tonks.
Am I close?
I get it. The words you set down to create stories MATTER. And you want to craft sweeping epics that leave people perched on the edge of their seats.
Not sixth-grade science films that leave everyone dozing in the back of the class.
When you ally yourself with a winning freelance content writer – say, an award-winning storyteller – you keep people coming back, hungry for more. (Think zombie hoard – minus the desire to consume brains) A spark of curiosity here, a twist of imagination there, and BAM!
That’s where I come in.
All YOU need to do is sit back and watch your subscriptions, follows, sales, and engagements climb.
(Oh, and, yeah, Tonks. I’ll get to her)
Not Your Average Freelance Content Writer
You’re looking for MORE than champion writing. (I don’t blame you; everyone wants MORE these days)
Who wants to pull teeth in working relationships?
Why not savor laughter? A chance to sit back and relax? Trade favorite movie and book quotes? (Marvel? DC? Star Wars? You’re in the right place!)
Or maybe you just want to spend quality screen time with the cutest feline Personal Assistant in the entire Universe? (She made me write that) Projects with me are anything but dull. But you already figured that out.
Seriously, I dare you to make it through ONE meeting without cracking a smile. As happy as you’ll be with our collaboration, the chance to shuck the trappings of worry and fretting is TWICE what you’ll get from the copy and content!
And, honestly, can you resist THAT face?
Let’s dive into your company’s origin story and craft a new plotline. Drop me a line. I’ll start brainstorming that project on your To-Do List, taking it OFF your plate.
This IS the way (and if you search your feelings, you’ll see it’s true).
Come on – Tonks is waiting for your email!